-- "I'm six now! I'm an upside down 9!"
-- A few minutes after I told Josh to go get ready for a shower:
Josh: I'm gonna go do something first.
David: No. What did Mama tell you to do?
Joshua: Get naked!!
-- While swinging and making up songs about God:
Josh: Now I'll sing a rock and roll song about God.
Me: Ok. Go for it.
Josh: GOD HAD A BABY! GOD HAD A BABY!!!
Josh: Wait...that's not right. *laughing* That is NOT right.
-- While eating at Steak 'n Shake:
Josh: When we all eat out, can we always eat here?
David: Is it good?
Josh: Yes! Even if we did have to wait 15 minutes for our food!
-- Josh: You know that Brother Bear movie? I watched that this morning. Do any other countries say, "Whatcha doin, C?" or, "Whatcha doin, G?" like they say, "Whatcha doin, A?" (Whatcha doin, Eh?)
-- While looking at the little scissors on one of his pocket knives:
"Dad, a scissors is two screwed together knives."
-- While Grammy was having Josh track her finger:
Grammy: Your eyes are tracking together.
Josh: Yep. They're a team.
-- J: Mom, look! It's a beetle!
Me: Oh yea! He's pretty. Look how shiny green he is!
J: Yea! And he's an insect.
Me: How do you know?
J: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. He has 6 legs. See? An insect!
-- Kate brought over a balloon for Josh's graduation and it has an owl on it. It was by the window and Josh saw it while we were playing outside: Mom, look "whooooo" is watching us!
-- Joshua saw a field with bales of hay: hey, hay! *snort* Hay!! Like Hey!