Friday, January 22, 2016

End of the Year Interview - 2015

1) What is your name? Joshua

2) When is your birthday? May 13

3) What is your favorite color? Blue. Tar-heels blue

4) What is your favorite toy? My light saver (light saber)

5) What is your favorite food? Ice cream. What about "real" food? Mozzarella sticks

6) What is your favorite holiday? Christmas

7) Who is your teacher? Mrs White

8) Who is your best friend? Tyler

9) What is your favorite song? Nothing Can Ever Separate Us (Nothing Ever Could Separate Us - Citizen Way)

10) What is your favorite book? The Kissing Hand

11) What was your favorite part about last year? Going to Disney World (Technically, that trip was a 2016 trip, but we'll let it slide. ;))

12) What are you looking forward to this year? Playing in the snow

Sunday, January 10, 2016


-- Me: What kind of cereal do you want?
Joshua: Fruit Toodles....Toodle Fruits. The kind with marshmallows in it.
Me: Lucky Charms?
Joshua: That's it!

-- Joshua: Remember when you were a kid and Grandaddy would say, "I wouldn't go down there if I was you." because he thought there was a man with a bloody axe down there?
Me: Yea. He was just tricking us. 
Joshua: Was the axe bloody from chopping off heads?
Me: I don't know why it was bloody. 
Joshua: Well, I can't ask him now. Because he's dead.
Me: When you get to Heaven you can ask him.
Joshua: Yep. Maybe Grandmama knows. I'll ask her.  

-- While throwing the frisbee with David: Dude, I'm not a professional! 

-- Brains taste like memories. 

-- Me to David: You're so smart. 
Joshua: He's been in high school...

-- Joshua pushing his way past me- 
Me: Excuse me son, am I in your way?
Joshua: Ha! Kids this day....

-- A commercial on TV said, "Thank you to moms everywhere...."
Joshua said, "Thanks, mom!"

-- Me: Robert told me to let him know and he would put the new brakes on for us. But I told him I didnt want to waste part of his day off, etc. and he was like, "It's not a big deal. Just let me know."
Joshua: Who said that mean thing to you?
Me: Dude. 
Joshua: Well, he's just a sassy-pants! 

-- Joshua: Mom! These rabbits turn white in the winter! That's crazy!
Me: Why do you think God made it so they would turn white?
Joshua: Because the snow is white.
Me: And why is it important that they match the snow?
Joshua: So other snow animals can't see them. Like snow foxes and snow snakes. Well, not snow snakes. That's not real.