Thursday, January 23, 2014


-- "He maaakessssssss stuff." (Lyrics to a song Josh was singing about God.)

-- Me: Josh, don't you and Tank get too rough in there!
Josh: I'm amn't!

-- Josh was trying to tell David something and it was taking him a minute to get the words out. David said, "Spill the beans!" Josh pretended to pour beans into the floor. A little later Josh said to David, "Dad! Pour the beans!" 

-- Joshua: It isn't Christmas time anymore. 'Cause nobody has their lights up like at Uncle Bonnie's anymore. 
Me: Yea, everybody takes their lights down after Christmas. 
Joshua: I know. Isn't it a bummer?!

-- "Thank you for our foods, thank you for our blessing and help Grandaddy to feel better...Grandad in the mountains...with no dog. And thank you for the dead mans and the babies that died with him. Yea, and amen." 
(A man named Pearson is buried across the field at Grandad & Grandmom's and when anything strange happens, we blame "Old Man Pearson" for causing it. He has two or three smaller graves near his with only head and foot stones and Josh believes there are babies buried there.)

-- "Look, Mom. I got a bebit card to put in my wallet!" (Debit card)

-- A text from Grammy: He's getting dressed now. I asked if he needed clean underwear. He said "Nope. These are good for one more day."

-- A text from Grammy: He just got dressed. I said I would take a picture. He said, "Wait let me get my shoes on. You can get the app on and take pictures of yourself while you wait for me." (I have no idea where he got the selfie idea...I do NOT take selfies.)

-- While setting up to play "Sorry", Joshua asks Tank if he wanted to play. I said, "He might want to play." Josh said, "You can't play, don't have any tums!" (Thumbs) 

-- While playing with Grammy's old cell phone, a Blackberry, Josh asks, "Where is the Facetime button on this thing?!"  

Saturday, January 11, 2014

End of the Year Interview

Joshua made a carrot out of Play-doh

1) What is your name? Josh

2) When is your birthday? Um, I don't know. I don't remember....Saturday?

3) What is your favorite color? Gray

4) What is your favorite toy? My Hulch hands (Hulk hands). 

5) What is your favorite food? Biscuits. 

6) What is your favorite holiday? Christmas. 

7) Who is your teacher? Ummm, I don't know. (Trick question!)

8) Who is your best friend? Tank. 

9) What is your favorite song? I came in like a wreck it ball. 

10) What is your favorite book? The clock book. (Telling the Time

11) What was your favorite part about last year? Candy. What does "last year" mean? After explanation: Tank was my best. 

12) What are you looking forward to for this year? I want to play with Daddy. And I want to play with Tank but not him biting and teach him better. And school! I love school!