-- After we asked him to stop playing his harmonica: You hate my lovely lullabies!
-- Baby Ray's, comin' your way! (Sweet Baby Ray's bbq sauce, that is.)
-- Joshua: Why are there beaches where people are naked?
David: I don't know; it's weird, isn't it?
Joshua: Yea! I'm NEVER going there.
(I'm holding him to it. 😉)
-- Dad, you get the light saver and I get the nun chucks. Because I'm especially good at the nun chucks.
-- Tank, lay down! Lay down!! That's sitting; not lay downing!
-- While eating a churro from Havana Dave's: Look at all that sugar! Im gonna get jacked up!
-- I've always wished my Dad was a musician. But Dad can only play the drums a little. Wait, he could play the keyboard....get it? The computer keyboard?!
-- I think my butt has a date with Mom's lap... (Said the week he was sick and wouldn't let me out of his sight.)
-- Joshua: The sun's out!
David: Sun's out, guns out!
Joshua: Guns out?
David: You know what that means?
David: If the sun is out, *makes fist and flexes his arm*...
Joshua: Arm wrestle!!!