Joshisms

-- Joshua: When they make ice, the water freezes to the shape of a banana and then they chop it up. 

Me: You think so?

Joshua: Well, I guess!

-- While eating salad for dinner: "Where did you even get these cumcubers? They're so good!"

-- Josh: Let's have a fiasco!

Me: (Thinking he was thinking of a different word) What's a fiasco? 

Josh: Like those parties they have?

Me: A fiesta!

Josh: Yes! Let's have that. 

-- Joshua: Why does dip go back after you draw in it? (He was eating carrots and ranch dressing and was watching it fill in where he had dipped the carrot.)

Me: *silence*

Joshua: Ask Mr Doug (Uncle Doug). He's crazy about things. 

-- While picking out a "Valenstine's Day" card for his Daddy, Joshua saw a card with Cupid shooting an unsuspecting couple and said, "Mom, look! That angel is shooting them!" 

-- Joshua: We like the Har-Teels, right Dad? 

David: Tar-Heels!!!

Joshua: Tar-Heels. I got it. 

*3 minutes later*

Joshua: Oh, I love the Har-Teels. Har-Teels? Har-Teels. Dad, we like the Har-Teels?! 

-- We kept Dixie for my parents this past week and Josh really loves her. He was her first boy and she was the first dog he spent any real time around. She's very passive and will let him do just about anything to her. He and David gave Dixie and Tank a bath and after they had dried Dixie off, I looked over and Josh was holding Dixie's face and saying, "You're a precious girl. You're such a precious girl."

-- Bodie: Josh, can you whistle?

Joshua: Yes *whistles*

Bodie: I can't. 

Joshua: That's ok, you'll get used to it.