Joshisms

-- Mama was talking about a soup she had eaten while on a trip and said that it was made with "chicken broth." Joshua, who was listening, asked, "Chicken bra??!"

-- Joshua: Mom, know what my favorite movie is?

Me: What?

Joshua: Star Vors. (Star Wars)

Me: Oh, yea?

Joshua: Yea. You know, with the electric swords?

-- "This little piggy went to Chick-fil-a, this little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had Sweet Frog, this little piggy had none. And this little piggy went wwweeeeeeeeeeee all the way home."

-- While listening to On The Way Home by John Mayer, the song goes, "Grass is greener..." and Joshua said, "Yea, grass is green. What you think it is?!"

-- Joshua was telling Grammy about the rides he was planning to ride at Busch Gardens. He was super excited about the "bumping cars". 

-- While riding home from the store:

Joshua: Hey, that's my school!

Me: Yep. I'm so excited about you going to school. I'll miss you all day but you're gonna have so much fun!

Joshua: I'll miss you, too, but when I come home, I'll have a big smile on my face. 

Me: I know you will. You're gonna do awesome!

-- Me: What do you want for your birthday? 

Joshua: A scooter.

Me: Okay, what else?

Joshua: Um...maybe some seeds for our garden?

-- Joshua: By the way, you cook really good.

David: Thanks, buddy. 

-- "Mom, can you reforward it to my favorite part?" (He wanted me to fast-forward to his favorite part of a movie."