Joshisms

-- Toward the beginning of the movie, The Incredibles, there is a scene where Elastigirl jumps off the building after some witty banter with Mr Incredible. Josh saw it and with wide eyes said, "Look at her go!"

-- Josh & I went by Grammy's school when we visited them a few weeks ago (she's a reading coach at an elementary school) and she was finishing with a few students when we arrived. To reward them for their hard work she let Josh give them each a Tootsie roll pop as they left. She had one left and had set it on the desk. A few minutes later Josh asked, "Grammy, why did you get that popplestick out?" She laughed and asked if he could think of something she could do with it. After careful consideration he suggested that she could give it to him. (As if there were ever any doubt who would get the last "popplestick"!!)

-- Josh walked through the living room the other night and as he came by he picked up a piece of 2X4 that he plays with on his workbench and said "Do this look like where this go?! No!" And took it downstairs to his workbench.

-- Josh was getting undressed and when he took his shirt off I teased, "Ah! You're naked!" He laughed and said "Yea, like when Jesus said don't eat any vegtables off the tree." ;) He's asked a lot of questions about why Adam & Eve were naked in the garden and he consistently calls the Tree of Knowledge a "vegetable tree".

-- Josh: I'm a bad guy!
Me: I'm gonna tell your mother.
Josh: I don't have a mudda!

-- cumcubers = cucumbers

-- rerry-go-mound = merry-go-round

-- While taking a sip of "spicy drink" (soda) Josh said "That burns my nose & twistses my ears." (He's doing the fun toddlerism of putting "es" on plural words....jumpses, textses, etc)

-- While watching bloopers on tv there was a clip of someone bowling. They got their finger stuck in the ball and threw themselves down the bowling lane. Josh laughed and said, "You posed let go of the ball, silly!"

-- On the way to the park today, Josh saw someone dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside the tax place. He sat quietly for a second and then said "What in the world is that!?! He looks weird!"