Monday, December 19, 2016
Joshisms
Sunday, October 9, 2016
Joshisms
-- Joshua: Snuggle with me!
Me: No, not tonight.
Joshua: But you haven't snuggled with me in years!
-- I took a bad fall at school and bruised my back and butt. I kicked/tripped over Joshua's stool in the kitchen a few days later.
Me: Ugh!! I'm determined to kill myself this week. It's gonna happen.
Joshua: Noooo! I don't want you to die. You're too young to die!!
-- Ooh! Expanded form...I LOVE this!
-- Joshua had a substitute two days one week. On the way home from school he said, "I hope Mrs L is back tomorrow because I'm over this substitute thing!"
-- We saw a flock of little birds fly over one evening and I wondered out loud where they were going. Joshua piped up, "Maybe they're hibrating. Hibrating? No, hibernating!!"
-- Upon seeing a baby picture of himself:
Joshua: Wow! That must have been a long time ago.
Me: It was! It was 7 years ago. You were 3 months old.
Joshua: Oh man, you've had me for a long time!
-- While reading a book about dinosaurs: Supersaurus wore his shades to school. Yea, he was super....supersaurus!
-- Joshua: Can we watch "Back To the Future"?
David: You sure? It's an old movie. Like 30 years old.
Joshua: Is it in black and white?
-- After finally losing all of his loose teeth and being able to bite a sandwich again:
Oh man, I haven't eaten like this in years!!
-- While playing basketball: Airballs are really hard. I've done it like ten times in one game and won!
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Joshisms
Saturday, May 14, 2016
Joshisms
Thursday, March 31, 2016
Joshisms
Friday, February 12, 2016
Joshisms
Friday, January 22, 2016
End of the Year Interview - 2015
2) When is your birthday? May 13
3) What is your favorite color? Blue. Tar-heels blue
4) What is your favorite toy? My light saver (light saber)
5) What is your favorite food? Ice cream. What about "real" food? Mozzarella sticks
6) What is your favorite holiday? Christmas
7) Who is your teacher? Mrs White
8) Who is your best friend? Tyler
9) What is your favorite song? Nothing Can Ever Separate Us (Nothing Ever Could Separate Us - Citizen Way)
10) What is your favorite book? The Kissing Hand
11) What was your favorite part about last year? Going to Disney World (Technically, that trip was a 2016 trip, but we'll let it slide. ;))
12) What are you looking forward to this year? Playing in the snow